#10
“We’re winning the war on terror... This is the best-trained force we have ever had… This is the best leadership our military has ever had…. We’re winning.”
-- Various “Message force multipliers in a mashup from the Daily Show. John Stewart examines the recent revelation that ex-milliary officials hired by media outlets to give there expert take on US war efforts will still employed either by the Pentagon or military contractors.

#9
“Let me congratulate Fox because you were the first ones to call for Hillary Clinton. Fair and balanced. Fox you beat them all.”
-- Terry McAuliffe in his new promo for the dangerously biased Fox News.

#8
“And what of the reborn Adlai Stevenson? Mr. Obama is befuddled and angry about the national reaction to what are clearly accepted, even commonplace truths in San Francisco and Hyde Park.”
-- Karl Rove in his Wall Street Journal column
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB120899654405739949.html?mod=googlenews_wsj

#7
“We need some ethnic balance… Lets put a Jewish runningmate with this guy.
-- Chris Matthews on how Barack Obama should deal with his middle name ‘Hussein’.

#6
"We're not in a recession. We're in a slow down."
-- President George W. Bush in New Orleans, marketplace.publicradio.org

#5
“I’m dreaming of riots in Denver” Sung to the tune of Bing Crosby’s ‘White Christmas’.

-- Rush Limbaugh on his desires for the Democratic National Convention in August.

#4
“So repellent are Bill Clinton's friends (to the extent that a sociopathic sex offender with a narcissistic disorder can actually experience friendship in the conventional sense) that B. Hussein Obama's association with a raving racist reverend and a former member of the Weather Underground hasn't caused as much damage as it should. On one hand, Obama pals around with terrorists. On the other hand, Hillary pals around with James Carville. Advantage: Obama.”
-- Ann Coulter

#3
“I think it's very clear who Hamas wants to be the next president of the United States. So apparently has Danny Ortega and several others. I think that people should understand that I will be Hamas's worst nightmare....If senator Obama is favored by Hamas I think people can make judgments accordingly.”
-- Senator John McCain
http://www.weeklystandard.com/weblogs/TWSFP/2008/04/mccain_clear_who_hamas_wants_t.asp

#2
“It's outrageous that our neighborhood schools would allow homosexual activism to intrude into the classroom…'Day of Silence' is about coercing students to repudiate traditional morality. It's time for Christian parents to draw the line – if your children will be exposed to this propaganda in their school, then keep them home for the day.”
-- Buddy Smith of the American Family Association, angry that the distribution of anti-gay, religious literature is not allowed to be distributed in Massachusetts’s schools during the Day of Silence.

#1
"That is why we need to go back — to have a conversation about what to do — rebuild it, tear it down — you know -whatever it is."
-- Senator John McCain on what to do about Katrina ravaged Lower 9th Ward of New Orleans that remains ignored by the Bush Administration.