10 Things Better Left Unsaid
10: "She can still win this thing if you vote for her big enough." - Bill Clinton, who may need to take some courses in "fuzzy math" after all.
9: "It's amazing how you can spin almost any story... Anything can be spun to make them look good. I'm no stranger to this spin game myself." - FOX News' Neil Cavuto in a piece on Wednesday aptly entitled "keep expectations low."
8: "[His] Bitter half, Queen of the Grievance Mongers." - Michelle Malkin on Michelle Obama on Fox and Friends
7: "The banner should have been much more specific." - Dana Perino on the five year annivesrary of "Mission Accomplished"
6: "Please run and tell my stuck-on-stupid friends that Arabic is a language; it's not a religion. Barack Hussein Obama. Barack Hussein Obama. Barack Hussein Obama." - the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, at least according to Roger Simon. Media Matters reported this week that the Politico writer cropped Rev. Wright's quote to make "legitimate" use of Obama's middle name. Hussein. Hussein. Hussein. Still not scary, is it?
5: "Republican suck. Dems are spineless. The media's corrupt." - The state of the world to Kevin Drum via Alex Koppelman at Salon.
4: "Kilpatrick now says the evidence shows he's the one in the dress." - AP, reporting the only surprising thing that could come out of the Ben's Chili Bowl love den that the Detroit Mayor's office has become. Also on the list: "Oh, he was not fired! You know who might say something like that? Only a man stupid enough to send 14,000 incriminating text messages in four months to his mistress on a state-owned cell phone." - Jon Stewart, whose love for Kwame, like ours, keeps on flowing. Keep in mind, not only is Kilpatrick the one in the dress, he's also a superdelegate. And his entirely upstanding mama runs the Congressional Black Caucus. Boys will be boys?
3: "There's no way that white people are going to vote for the black guy. Come November, you'll be sorry." - Eugene Robinson in today's WaPo, channeling what he's just sure Hillary Clinton is thinking. But don't worry, I'm sure they've got some sort of fair use policy on the channeling of other people's thoughts. Yes, West Virginia, this is the media!
2: "Ariana Huffington has a huge kharma debt." - Bill O'Reilly, commenting on Mary Katherine Ham's Far Left Blog news round-up. Thanks to the ever-great NewsHounds for this one.
1: "The left-wing blogs are like puppies, toddlers, or Bill Clinton. They can't be left unsupervised for long." - Oh O'Reilly, our 10 Things column is completely indebted to you.
