Don’t Cry for Me, New Hampshire
Or: Big Girls Don’t Cry (And Neither Did Hillary)
It’s the winter of her discontent: the caucuses are against her, the media’s against her, and now, she’s got the anti-emotion lobby on her case. Hillary Clinton wants to make the world a better place. What a sissy.
There’s no crying in baseball, and though widely reported that the Former First Lady and Candidate Caboose did just that yesterday, it turns out her eyes got a little wet but by jove, those cheeks stayed drier than an Arkansas summer...















